I’m totally biased. I’m ignoring tons of data. I’m publishing this in the one community where this chicanery wouldn’t be met with professional consequences. In short, I can’t reasonably be trusted. But I’m telling you, man. The rest of the NBA stands no chance against the Celtics.
Maybe Banner 18 injected an elephant’s dose of liquid swag into my much-tortured green soul, but I feel so much more confident about Boston this year than I did last year. So confident, in fact, that I’m willing to say that the rest of the league stands no chance.