Welcome to a special NCAA Tournament edition of TRASH TALK, where I make fun of K-State opponents with a mix of relevant facts and entirely dumb insults. Feel free to contribute in the comments, but remember this is supposed to be fun.
[HOT TAEK VOICE, you know the one]: MARCUS FOSTER COULDN’T HACK IT AS “THE GUY” AT K-STATE! WHEN THEY NEEDED HIM TO TAKE THE LEAD, HIS STATS ALL WENT DOWN — SCORING, SHOOTING PERCENTAGES, REBOUNDING, ASSISTS. THE BRIGHT LIGHTS OF MANHATTAN WERE TOO MUCH FOR HIM! HE HAD TO GO HANG OUT BY THE BANKS OF THE MISSOURI RIVER TO TURN HIMSELF AROUND!