OK, I need two glasses of whiskey and a Xanax.
But that beats the four glasses of whiskey and bottle of Vicodin I’d have opted for had we lost.
Let’s get our collective heart rate under control and dive in to a big road win.
OFFENSE
D’Onta Foreman should unleash hell on the Red Raiders and threaten Chris Warren’s 2015 rushing totals.
Yeop - although I had actually meant to type “Ricky Williams’ all-time single game rushing record” but got screwed by autocorrect.
Downhill D’Onta was a full-grown man who put the Longhorns on his back and may well have earned himself an invite to the Downtown Athletic Club with a 341-yard obliteration of the Red Raider D.